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December 09, 2007

Quick Tip on How To Be Awesome

Some people think that to introduce you yourself to your new neighbors, you should show up with cookies or wine or whatnot.

Losers.

Much better, I say, to lock yourself out on your balcony. In your new long johns. With bunnies on them.

And have to shout out, "Hello? Hello? Can you help me? I am locked on my balcony?"

And have your neighbors call the locksmith for you.

Much, much better.

Just a quick tip from me to you.

Posted by jen at December 9, 2007 09:22 PM

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All you need to do now is host a housewarming that involves the police being called, someone barfing over the side of said balcony, and damage to someone else's property; then I think you'll definitely have that winning new neighbour status down ;o)

Nice jammies by the way.

Posted by: Claire at December 10, 2007 01:41 AM

Oooo. Now I need to go to Target obviously. Very cute.

Posted by: Dagny at December 10, 2007 05:54 AM

love that story. i have a similar one - not as good as yours though - that involved the neighbour downstairs climbing his balcony to get on to mine and then into my apartment to let me in. turns out he was a weirdo. sigh.

Posted by: brenda in toronto at December 10, 2007 08:08 AM

you are so cute. :)

Posted by: carolyn at December 10, 2007 01:10 PM

Oh, that is EPIC. Well done!

Posted by: abbersnail at December 10, 2007 02:55 PM

Oh dear. If it makes you feel any better, I made my parents friends with their neighbors *almost* the exact same way. I went out into the yard in my very sexy pajamas (I believe way too baggy sweat pants and a big ol' t-shirt with no bra) and locked myself out. I headed over to Barbara and Gene's across the street who had moved in maybe a month earlier. They hadn't met my parents just yet. They're all good friends now.

See, it works! Lock outs are the BEST method ever for friendship building.

Posted by: Christine at December 11, 2007 09:17 AM

Well shoot, i can't imagine a better way to meet your neighbors!!! LOL! and in those adorable long johns!! excellent! now please hurry up and settle in and show us pix of your SUPREMELY COOL PLACE!!! good luck !!!

Posted by: Scarlett at December 11, 2007 12:35 PM

but the REAL question is... are the neighbors hot boys?!?!?

Posted by: kt at December 11, 2007 03:46 PM

As long as you weren't wearing them under a skirt, or by themselves with flats (as the Target model demonstrates), I'd say you're in the clear. Ditto on wanting more pictures! And your address so I can send you goodies...

Posted by: Ursula at December 12, 2007 12:12 PM

I will have you know that it is your fault that I ended up in Target last week and spent way more money than I had planned. All because I realized with now cold weather, I desperately wanted some flannel PJs. OK. So maybe it isn't your fault.

Posted by: Dagny at December 17, 2007 01:19 PM

funny! I have a holiday cd for you, finally... if you'll e-mail me your address!

Posted by: rg at December 18, 2007 12:09 PM

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