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April 01, 2007
Grading on the Curve
Last night, The Boy headed to Quentin Tarantino's Grindhouse Film Festival, while I was stuck here writing the same freaking paper. I have gone to a few of the films with him, mainly kung fu. And DUDE, can I tell you, the ladies of 70s horrible, campy horror and kung fu films? They have NO BOOBS. By which I mean, they have boobs MY SIZE. How is it that today's film stars not only have to wear 2.5 lbs, but 1.5 of those lbs have to be BOOBS?
In any case, all this has me realizing (perhaps it is the paper and the F I foresee talking), that the bra sizing system in the US is THE BEST FREAKING EVER. It is like THE REVERSE GRADING SYSTEM. I am always guaranteed at least an above average grade in Tits 101! Which perhaps, I will admit, is not good for you ladies who have to actually wear a bra, but I have been writing a paper in my pajamas for seven days, interrupted only by two (awesome) days of camping during which I did not shower; any quantifiable evidence that I might be something other than a frumpy warthog is manna from heaven. Just be happy for me and my B+/A-s.
Posted by jen at April 1, 2007 12:29 AM
Comments
Haaaahaaaa! My husband and I have had long discussions on how any more on top than what I have is just a waste =) Good guy that he is, he frequently leads these discussions. Thumbs up for us ladies with high grades!
Posted by: carrie at April 3, 2007 04:33 AM
I love being an A. I wouldn't want anything bigger. Small boobs rock!
Posted by: Erin at April 8, 2007 04:55 PM