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August 13, 2006

The Furry Contained

Uh, hello, blog.

I wish I could tell you I've been doing something exciting these last couple weeks to justify my absence. But instead, all I can tell you is I've been CLEANING HOUSE.

You might think that I'm crazy for spending five days straight cleaning my 500 sq. ft. apartment. But can I tell you? I FEEL AWESOME. I finally feel like my old self. I've crossed crap off my to-do list that's been there for OVER A YEAR. Plus, I have eradicated my cat hair problem with this:

It's funny. I won't buy this really amazing smelling laundry detergent at Restoration Hardware because I think if I start buying designer laundry detergent, WHERE WILL IT END? First it will be the 600-thread-count sheets to wash with the detergent, and next thing you know I'm buying Kate Spade playing cards and refusing to serve anything but Kobe beef at my dinner parties.

I know my love for things being lovely and fancy and know that's a road I just can't start down.

But I will spend $400 on a vaccuum. But that's about being CLEAN and EFFICIENT and somehow easier to justify (even tho, really, the reason I got it is so that I can have dinner parties without appalling my guests or sending them into allergy-induced asthma attacks). It was worth every penny! I'm not going to include photos of the cat-hair carnage wreaked on its first whirl around my apartment because a) it's embarassing, and b) I don't want you to hack up a hairball by visual osmosis.

Anyway, I guess I've accomplished some other crap as well:

So I'm in a better place now, dear blog. A place where I'm more likely to have something to say besides, "meh." A place where I'm likely to do more than hack up a ball of vitriol. Crisis averted, disaster contained.

Posted by jen at August 13, 2006 11:43 PM

Comments

congrats on the job. even though working as such sucks its better than being unemployed (i guess). then again being unemployed is pretty nice over here. not that i am though.

Posted by: The Austrian at August 14, 2006 09:22 AM

Congrats on the job. Jobs are awesome! Okay, not really. But the money is pretty awesome.

Posted by: Jen at August 14, 2006 09:43 AM

I love Moises Alou (I am a fan of those unfortunate Chicago Cubs, and who couldn't love a name like Moises?).

Employment (especially with awesome people) is ALWAYS a good thing. : ) Congrats!

Cara

Posted by: Carma at August 14, 2006 11:17 AM

glad you're back! congrats on the job! that's a biggie!!!

Posted by: carolyn at August 14, 2006 02:08 PM

OMG. I love my Dyson. I spread the Dyson joy to my boyfriend's entire family and we are now a big family of Dyson vacuuming fools!

And it is good for the allergy induced asthma attacks, I know... I have asthma. AND 2 cats, a dog and a chinchilla.

And congrats on the job!

Posted by: brandy at August 14, 2006 04:05 PM

Congrats on the j.o.b. :)

Posted by: daniel at August 14, 2006 07:33 PM

Congrats on the job! I covet the vacuum cleaner. A better vacuum cleaner is on my wishlist here at cat hair central.

Posted by: Dagny at August 14, 2006 08:47 PM

Thanks, everyone for the congratulations! I'm so excited not to have to go through interviewing again this year.

Posted by: jen at August 22, 2006 11:15 PM