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December 05, 2005
My First Christmas Present
Gosh I love finals.
DO YOU KNOW what I accidentally dreamt about this morning?
(1) Having really gross sex (that's right! not even good sex!) with a Con Law classmate who totally skeeves me out and whom I would much rather bop over the head a la Little Bunny Foo Foo, NOT have sex with...
(2) Because North Korea, in violation of both convention-based and customary international law, was threatening NUCLEAR WAR.
Thanks for that little gift, finals! Kisses! Happy holidays!
Posted by jen at December 5, 2005 08:05 AM
Comments
Haa! Little Bunny Foo Foo!
You've been studying way too hard.
Posted by: Gloria at December 5, 2005 09:12 AM
Nothing like the stress of finals. I thought I was the only one who still occasionally goes around thinking about Little Bunny Foo Foo. Now I'm going to have it stuck in my head all day.
Posted by: Dagny at December 5, 2005 09:34 AM
Damn you. Damn you. Damn you. *grumble* *grumble* ...hoppin' through the forest... Damn you.
Posted by: Jeff at December 5, 2005 01:05 PM
Ew. Sex dreams about skeevy people are the worst. It makes you question whether you subconsciously desire them and that is just ICKY ICKY ICKY!!
May you finish finals in time do share a little Veuve Cliquot with CAP.
Posted by: cant_talk_knitting at December 5, 2005 02:50 PM
you are soooooo funny. i love your finals dreams. more, give us more! :)
Posted by: carolyn at December 5, 2005 04:04 PM
I KNOW. I am having wacky weirdo law dreams, too... Hang in there!!!
Posted by: jenny at December 6, 2005 06:58 AM
I would be mad at you for getting Little Bunny Foo Foo stuck in my head, but your dream sounds even worse. Good luck with finals!!!
Posted by: Gwen at December 6, 2005 01:19 PM
Oh sweet jebus - I hate those dreams. The worst part is facing the skeevy person the next day, and thinking "Can they tell I dreamed about them last night? Eck!"
Hang in there! There's light at the end of the tunnel at this point, right?
Posted by: SpaceCase at December 6, 2005 02:02 PM
eeeeewwwwwwww!!! I hate those uncontrollable sex dreams!!! LOL!!!
Posted by: la.dauphine at December 7, 2005 09:03 AM
When you dreamt about North Korea, was Kim Jong Il a real person, or was it his Team America marionette? I'm honestly having trouble remembering what he looks like these days...
I think I would have preferred the gross sex dreams during finals. I had study dreams, and they always kept waking me up. I'd have to keep a pen and pad by the nightstand so that I could make notes in the dark about things that I dreamt I had forgotten to study.
Good luck with the rest of finals!
Posted by: ddj at December 8, 2005 08:29 PM