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November 29, 2005
Gross Anatomy
WARNING: If you are someone I once dated, OR whom I might want to date later, OR whom I might just think is cute if we met, OR if you are a judger, OR if you just aren't up to reading about someone's personal kind-of-gross body issue right now, please do not read the following.
So I am in finals misery, drudgery, curmudgeonry. Which involves a lot of sitting. On my ass. For HOURS and HOURS at a time.
Which produces:
A butt zit.
Oh yes.
I said "butt zit." On the internets! For people to read! And snicker. Or frown disgustedly.
And I can only really write the words now because it is gone already. Really, it's like it never even happened. Really! I didn't spend all weekend checking 12 times a day to see if it was gone yet. No siree! Which you know, if I had done, which I didn't, would not have been good for my self-esteem because, hello?! sitting on my ass for five days? Not good for the shape of said sat-upon ass.
In any case, hypothetically, if I had spent that much time in front/back of the mirror, it would have been one of the more exciting things that had occurred in my life in the last five days. Which would be why I'm writing about it. Even though it's gross.
But now it's back to Con Law because I have confused myself with all the tenses used in this entry.
And to everyone I have not e-mailed, commented on, called back or otherwise reached out to you, I'm sorry! December 14 I will be free and clear. And so will my ass be, G-d willing.
p.s. Speaking of (Grey's) Anatomy, CAN YOU BELIEVE Alex screwed that nurse? So wrong! Boys are stupid.
Posted by jen at November 29, 2005 08:16 PM
Comments
hmm...i'm thinking you're low on writing material...i'm your sister and i don't even want to read about your butt zit. mom would be mortified right now.
Posted by: Penny at November 29, 2005 09:46 PM
boys are stupid! and you might try studying on one of those excercise balls on occassion... helps with the shape of the sat-upon ass, and bouncing like a 5-yr-old can be a great stress reliever! (even have one at my desk at work...)
Posted by: rg at November 29, 2005 10:20 PM
Just think of all the drinking that you'll HAVE to do to catch up from all that studying!
It is interesting that they make Alex so hateable. And WHEN are McDreamy and Meredith going to get back together? Maybe never, maybe there can only be one doctor-resident relationship, that is so sad and depressing.
Posted by: Gloria at November 30, 2005 12:02 AM
i am so cracking up over this post. awesome. :)
i can believe alex did it. because as discussed he's a boy and boys are stupid. it's kind of hilarious that he actually likes izzy so much he can't get it up around her. nerves? emotional trauma? so he has to go have casual meaningless sex to prove to himself he still can. TYPICAL.
Posted by: carolyn at November 30, 2005 05:48 AM
You go girl, with your derrier blemish! Any dude that reads this will be like, "what's the big deal, I have like 10 of those right now." A very knowledgeable person once told me that you only get pimples in that region from sitting on a boy's toilet seat and thus to avoid said seats at all costs. Sage advice. (I do not watch Grey's Anatomy so I could not avoid the topic at hand by talking about your p.s.) Hey Penny--ever heard of instant karma? I'd be careful if I were you! (especially considering your genes :) And I'm sure your mom would be amazed that she had raised a child self-confident enough to admit such a thing on the internets.
Posted by: Urs at November 30, 2005 01:36 PM
Sunday Undies is going to be smokin' with hits once Google gets a hold of this post!
Posted by: ~drew emborsky~ at November 30, 2005 03:09 PM
I concur with DREW, heheheheh. Butt zit!
Posted by: laurie at November 30, 2005 07:24 PM
They say the butt is the most neglected part of your body when it comes to showering and exfoliating...I'm sure we've all been there, er um *clears throat*, but we're not brave enough to mention our butt zits on the internets!
Posted by: Pink Rocket at November 30, 2005 11:07 PM
I have been busy and a horrible blog stalker lately. And then I come back and read this and I think to myself "You have been missing so much". LOL.
Butt Zits. Funny stuff.
Posted by: Crystal at December 1, 2005 05:16 AM
OH MY GOSH! I'm with you on the Grey's thing. Grrr. Alex was so cute! And now I have to hate him on PRINCIPAL which is so dissipointing becae he was so cute! Poor Izzy - but at least she found out!
Posted by: Alma at December 1, 2005 08:00 AM
Thank you so much for sharing. You are much more daring than I am.
Posted by: Dagny at December 3, 2005 01:52 PM