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August 18, 2005
My Name Is Sabrina Beauchamp
My Master of the Universe i-banking husband just left me for his secretary, Charles, and has hired this killer divorce attorney to leave me penniless and ruined and I am staying at my family's run-down cabin in Montana. Things have taken an interesting turn because my husband's divorce attorney is actually Chet Montesquieu, my high school sweetheart, the one who got away, but will love or money prevail?
That's right. I am a Danielle Steel character.
Why? Why, you ask?
Because who else sets themselves up with a candlelit bubble bath on the odd Wednesday night?
It's so wrong, but it feels so right. A fresh towel, some candles, a few capfuls of Bain du Lait Moussant, and 45-minutes later I am in pruny-toed heaven. I find myself thinking REALLY DORKY thoughts like, "Ah, this is the life." If I start listening to Kenny G in there, I know it's all over.
Posted by jen at August 18, 2005 11:38 AM
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i'm not sure there are many things in this world better than a bubble bath.
maybe eating icecream while you are soaking in the bubble bath...
Posted by: carolyn at August 18, 2005 11:36 AM
Words cannot express how green with envy I am right now. I love taking baths, have a Lush bath bomb someone gave me as a gift just SITTING there waiting to be used and I DON'T HAVE A BATHTUB. This is when NYC kinda sucks...
Posted by: Meghan at August 18, 2005 01:37 PM
I used to schedule weekly bubble baths. When I was looking for an apartment, saw lots of great ones. Well almost great because they didn't have tubs. Just so wrong.
Anyone who listens to Kenny G while in the tub deserves to have the radio tossed in.
Posted by: Dagny at August 18, 2005 03:08 PM
Um, what was wrong about that? There is NOTHING wrong with self-pampering at any time you deem necessary. If you had been sipping champagne during a noontime bubble bath, eating chocolate-dipped strawberries while watching some bad soap operas - um, I had a point, but I forgot it as I got caught up in how nice that would be. Except for bad soap operas, I'd be watching the Food Network.
Posted by: Gloria at August 18, 2005 03:22 PM
Don't spread this around, but I like Danielle Steele. Ya gotta respect her success!
Posted by: ~drew emborsky~ at August 18, 2005 08:05 PM
I'm with Gloria - there is NOTHING wrong with self pampering. In addition to the bubbles I like to add a little bit of the lavendar body oil from eo products - guaranteed to be one of the most relaxing baths ever!
Posted by: nessacery at August 18, 2005 08:14 PM
OK, I feel much better about my self-indulgent habit.
Gloria & Dagny, I should have known you two American Princesses would be down with the tub.
Meghan -- Even here in LA, where space is in greater abundance, there are places without tubs. I remember I saw one and once I saw the bathroom sans tub I was like, Uh, thanks, but there's no bathtub and the guy looked at me like I was crazy. But in NY I remember I saw tons without. I can't believe you're coping.
Drew-- While I have not read any Steel, I have a soft spot for Dominick Dunne, who's basically her equivalent. Again, so wrong it's so right.
Vanessa -- I will have to try this lavender oil.
And Carolyn -- I haven't gone to food in the tub yet, but perhaps it's the next level of indulgence I should try out.
Posted by: jen at August 18, 2005 10:08 PM
After you have tried the lavender oil, I'll mix a blend for you. I'm partial to a mix of rose, jasmine, musk, and ylang ylang.
Posted by: Dagny at August 18, 2005 10:53 PM
I am so jealous. You have a fabulous new blog and you are soaking up the good times int he tub. And I have been too busy working to even update my blog!
I love the new blog. The pink is great.
I foudn time to update my blog this morning - while listening to your Summer Mix CD. I like to listen to it while I am working and pretend that I am actually at the beach and not slaving away for the man.
Posted by: Crystal at August 19, 2005 06:22 AM
Wait, so this isn't an actual excerpt from a DS novel? But I thought for sure it's _Once in a Lifetime_, in which the main character falls in love 3 times (she's not unfaithful, it's just that her husbands keep dying, and she needs a father for her deaf son).
Baths are wonderful, if a little hygiene-challenged. Mike took one just last week, and when I went in the bathroom later, I saw that he'd moved a couple of candles in there. If he hadn't been soaking his hernia, I'm sure he would have thought "this is the life."
Posted by: ursula at August 19, 2005 08:28 AM
I love a good bath. Sadly, the place that I've lived for the past 11 years has a really shallow tub where you have to choose between knees sticking out and freezing, or upper body sticking out and freezing. I just gave up & now take a bath once a year in my parent's huge clawfoot tub at Christmas. (A clawfoot tub that they almost scrapped in favor of a pre-fab when they remodeled until I screamed at my mother. So they got it re-enameled instead)
Posted by: cant_talk_knitting at August 19, 2005 09:54 AM
This makes me miss my big garden tub... I mean my ex big garden tub. I used to live in FL. and I had this huge bathroom with a big tub that overlooked the preserve. Now I unfortunately live in Boston where my bathroom's smaller than the actual ex big garden tub. :(
BTW great site, I love the movie When Harry Met Sally.
Posted by: No-L at August 19, 2005 12:29 PM
I have no bathtub in an otherwise great apartment, something I will never, ever do again. I just miss it too much.
Sometimes I ask hubby if we can go away for the weekend, just so I can sleep in a hotel where there is a bathtub.
Posted by: Sammy at August 20, 2005 01:26 AM
By the way - what were those objects that were photoshopped out of the picture? I just notied them and am curious.
Posted by: Gloria at August 20, 2005 08:42 AM
Hmm, I have no idea what those things are. I stole the photo from somewhere else. Interesting. The shapes give me some idea, but I won't share that because my parents sometimes read my blog.
Posted by: jen at August 21, 2005 11:58 PM
Listen to John Coltrane not Kenny G! I recommend Coltrane for Lovers, fine bathing album. Or, alternatively replace thoughts of "this is life" with realization of the illusory nature of life. This is a strange website and I don't know how I found it, but I can't think of a better way to live than in a cabin... maybe a tent or something... or a bridge... hmmm good luck anyhow.
Posted by: Bodhidharma at February 7, 2006 05:23 PM